Fuck You Haiku and others

He made a comment
About my ass in my jeans
So I said "Fuck You!"

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Who is this joker?
Daring to come over here
"Not interested"

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I wear Payless shoes
Not Prada or Jimmy Choo
I am broke as hell

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Dasani is crack
No, seriously it is
I'm so addicted

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I love to have sex
I just need a good partner
Taking all bids now

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I am so lazy
Unemployment checks wont come
So I have to work

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Jesus walks with me
Wait, actually, He runs
Too fat to keep up