Dick and Dinner
Danjaruz Demeanor:
Daily Danjaruz Deliberation:
Aint no fun, if the homies can't have none
Danjaruz Disclosures, Declarations, and Diatribes:
DICK AND DINNER TOUR: 2005...THE RESURRECTION
Yeah, so due to unforeseen circumstances, and cats thinking they "shut the tour down", the women who brought you the DICK AND DINNER TOUR OH FOUR took a brief hiatus from touring duties.
However, once again it's on!
We are proud to bring to you
DICK AND DINNER TOUR: 2005...THE RESURRECTION
What is Dick and Dinner, you might ask?
This is when women take control of their sexual freedoms and abilities and get from men what they are only good for:
DICK AND DINNER.
This may offend some, may even seem sexist, but let's face it. In this day and age, what are men REALLY 'good' for? Dick... Dinner... *thinking really hard, and coming up short*
I mean the headaches involved every time they open their mouths really isn't worth the hassle is it ladies? 99.99999999% os men are cut from the same cloth. This is that popular Bullshit Silk.
When a man says "I Love You", ladies, this is Bullshit. Men don't know how to love. They are not genetically wired to produce anything resembling "love" for us women.
When a man says "I Need You", ladies, this is Bullshit. Men don't need women for anything but home-cooked meals and pussy...oh and an occasional loan. If you cannot provide at least two of the three aforementioned qualities, men don't need you.
When a man says "I Miss You", ladies, this is Bullshit. Men miss nothing but the warmth of tight vaginas. They would rather we say nothing and sit there looking pretty.
When a man says "You Are Special", ladies, this is Bullshit . Men think Donovan McNabb actually completing a pass to Terrell Owens is "special". Men think finding two socks that match and are relatively clean is "special".
So ladies, if you feel me, help me sing it out!
From the NYC to the 9th Ward of New Orleans, we are coming to a city near you. Ladies, if you are so bold, and yet so tired of being wrapped in Bullshit Silk, demand the Dick and demand the Dinner. It is your right. Pussy rules the world and so, ladies, you must control your pussy. I know that we women produce hormones during sex that chemically connect us to the man putting his dick in us. We have training sessions on this tour, on how to combat these chemicals, and we are even working on the antidote. Be patient ladies, soon enough, you won't feel a thing!
Wouldn't that be great?
The tour offers classes like the following:
"Get The Fuck Out: Effective ways to tell a man his job is done and it is time for him to leave"
"Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut...: Techniques on experiencing orgasms before he does and finishing the act before he can bust"
"Three Degrees of Dining: Skills in measuring how good the Dick is by analyzing his choice of a Dinner location"
"Stay Away From My Ass: A dual course in avoiding/preventing stalkers and keeping men from trying to poke you in the ass"
Ladies, we are here to stay. Jump on the tour bus, we have plenty of room, but only for those women who really have it in them to reject the allure of Bullshit Silk. No room for backsliders.
See you on the road!!
*smooches*
Daily Danjaruz Deliberation:
Aint no fun, if the homies can't have none
Danjaruz Disclosures, Declarations, and Diatribes:
Yeah, so due to unforeseen circumstances, and cats thinking they "shut the tour down", the women who brought you the DICK AND DINNER TOUR OH FOUR took a brief hiatus from touring duties.
However, once again it's on!
We are proud to bring to you
What is Dick and Dinner, you might ask?
This is when women take control of their sexual freedoms and abilities and get from men what they are only good for:
This may offend some, may even seem sexist, but let's face it. In this day and age, what are men REALLY 'good' for? Dick... Dinner... *thinking really hard, and coming up short*
I mean the headaches involved every time they open their mouths really isn't worth the hassle is it ladies? 99.99999999% os men are cut from the same cloth. This is that popular Bullshit Silk.
When a man says "I Love You", ladies, this is Bullshit. Men don't know how to love. They are not genetically wired to produce anything resembling "love" for us women.
When a man says "I Need You", ladies, this is Bullshit. Men don't need women for anything but home-cooked meals and pussy...oh and an occasional loan. If you cannot provide at least two of the three aforementioned qualities, men don't need you.
When a man says "I Miss You", ladies, this is Bullshit. Men miss nothing but the warmth of tight vaginas. They would rather we say nothing and sit there looking pretty.
When a man says "You Are Special", ladies, this is Bullshit . Men think Donovan McNabb actually completing a pass to Terrell Owens is "special". Men think finding two socks that match and are relatively clean is "special".
So ladies, if you feel me, help me sing it out!
From the NYC to the 9th Ward of New Orleans, we are coming to a city near you. Ladies, if you are so bold, and yet so tired of being wrapped in Bullshit Silk, demand the Dick and demand the Dinner. It is your right. Pussy rules the world and so, ladies, you must control your pussy. I know that we women produce hormones during sex that chemically connect us to the man putting his dick in us. We have training sessions on this tour, on how to combat these chemicals, and we are even working on the antidote. Be patient ladies, soon enough, you won't feel a thing!
Wouldn't that be great?
The tour offers classes like the following:
"Get The Fuck Out: Effective ways to tell a man his job is done and it is time for him to leave"
"Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut...: Techniques on experiencing orgasms before he does and finishing the act before he can bust"
"Three Degrees of Dining: Skills in measuring how good the Dick is by analyzing his choice of a Dinner location"
"Stay Away From My Ass: A dual course in avoiding/preventing stalkers and keeping men from trying to poke you in the ass"
Ladies, we are here to stay. Jump on the tour bus, we have plenty of room, but only for those women who really have it in them to reject the allure of Bullshit Silk. No room for backsliders.
See you on the road!!
*smooches*
posted by MBT4679 at 2/22/2005 09:41:00 AM
2 Comments:
Damn Fellas, You know she is right,, So Lets just give up the Dick and pay for Dinner and leave the ladies be when it done..
Keep shouting out the truth Danja,, In time many of us fellas will learn.
I know many will say I am kiss ass for writing this.. But since I have worn the "Bullshit Cloth" and had my way with many a woman, I might as well start the give back.
Ladies follow her lead, get yours. Its only right.
K. L.
lol
i hear you .. ha ha this is too funny
only one objection, there are plenty of brothers who know how to love, you just ain't meet one yet
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