Getting Old

Danjaruz Demeanor:


Daily Danjaruz Deliberation:
Funny how time flies when you're having fun...

Danjaruz Disclosures, Declarations, and Diatribes:
On the eve of my 26th birthday, I sit here and think about all types of age-related things, random thoughts, silly ideas, whatever. Some things I wonder and I thought I would ask the general world, somewhat rhetorically... At what age...?

At what age...

-do you stop picking your boogers, examining them, and even giving them any serious thought?

-do you stop wearing tiaras?

-do you stop putting color/rinses in your hair?

-do you stop engaging in anal sex?

-do you stop talking about going to college or going "back to school"?

-do you give up on the video games?

-do you stop talking about how great of an athlete you were in high school/colleg and how you would have gone pro if it werent for that darn knee/ankle injury?

-do you realize that halter tops/strapless dresses(or shirts) are not the move?

-do you stop getting tattooes?

-do you start with the multivitamins with extra calcium?

-do you begin to regularly buy laxatives or stool softeners?

-does "ole skool" music become something you remember being "contemporary" music?

-do you stop trying to be freak nasty on the dancefloor and resign yourself to doing a "two step"?

-do you stop eating Fruit Loops and Apple Jacks and switch to Total and All Bran?

-do you learn how to play bridge? *bonus: ... do you join a bridge club?*

-do women stop getting acrylic nail tips with Basquiat-ish designs?

-do you stop drinking with the intention of getting drunk?

-do you stop trying to be a "playa"?

-do you back away from the basketball? (that's for my 55 year old father lol)

-do you start thinking that you should be a parent by now?

-do you start thinking that you should be married/seriously involved with someone by now?

-do you stop watching The Simpsons and/or Southpark? *bonus:...do you stop finding these shows insanely hilarious?*

-do you stop trying to find a mate on the internet by searching the chatrooms, message boards, profiles, dating sites, and discussion groups?

-do you just leave the internet "chatting" world alone...period?

-do you close your BlackPlanet page?

-do you realize you are NEVER going to win the MegaMillions or Powerball Lottery because your name isnt Jimmy and you don't own a farm?

-do you feel like a loser for not being able to afford a car? *bonus: ...do you feel like a loser for not having a driver's license?*

-do you stop being behind in your bills?

-do you stop generating bills and begin working on building good credit?

-do you stop going to hip hop concerts?

-do you stop getting jealous of other people and the things they have?

Ok, I will stop now, cuz Im at work and I need to pretend to be doing some work.


Danjaruz Haiku:
I'm getting so old
I will be 26 soon
You know you want me

lol